What’s the Internet?

A friend of mine turned me on to Everything Is Terrible , and I swear, I could watch this video on repeat and it may never get old… (thoughtful pause) It will just become increasingly outdated, I’ll begin craving strange things like Crystal Pepsi, and want to find out what this kid is up to these days in the same way I sometimes curiously wonder whatever happened to the faces on the Dreamphone boardgame….

Ahem.

Anyway. THIS IS INTERNET, kids. Now go on, go dance. Go dance on that highway in the sky!